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Friday, May 9, 2014

Film Review | Mastram

Mastram’ turns out to be much too banal


Film: "Mastram"
Cast: Rahul Bagga, Tara Alisha
Director: Akhilesh Jaiswal
Rating: *** (3 stars)
If you were a boy growing up in a certain kind of household or hostel in North India in the 70s and 80s, chances were you were glad-handing pulpy porn booklets, written on cheap yellow paper, by a certain gent named Mastram. No one knew who the author/authors was/were, but the phenomenal popularity of the series made the ‘Mastram’ brand name an urban legend.
I’ve only heard of these ‘books’ but never laid my eyes on them. What I’ve got though, from an avid reader then who is a respectable middle-aged character now, that they were the first ‘coming of age’ of a whole generation of eager young fellows. So I was all set for a healthy dose of smut from the film ‘Mastram’, and all kinds of intriguingly meta possibilities – the film being a fictionalised account of a ‘fictional’ writer.
But it turns out to be much too banal. Rajaram ( Bagga) is an earnest, bored bank official who thinks he has a great talent for writing. He gets full support from his wife (Berry), but only derision from everyone else, including the local publisher he takes his manuscript to. He is urged to add some `masala’ and return. On his way, he has an epiphany involving a sexy woman, and clothes slithering, and much moaning and sighing. He writes that up, it gets into print, and gets lapped up. And Mastram is born, working stiff by day, and purveyor of illicit sex by night.
Except for one sequence that could justifiably be termed outright ‘hot’, an adolescent phrase just right for the mostly adolescent readership, there is nothing in the film which is strictly for adults. The situations that turn Rajaram into Mastram—when he looks at his comely neighbour, for example, or a grocer’s shapely assistant—are bland. So is Rajaram-Mastram. The re-creation of an era, and why this series became so successful, which could have lent the film some heft, is wholly missing from the story.




Mastram: wistful look at a porn-writer's life

If in "Mastram", you expect a Boogie Nights kind of all-encompassing panoramic peek-a-boob...sorry boo, at the porn industry, then you are in for an anti-climax. "Mastram" chronicling the life-story of a man who would be kink (y), is a sad, glum, wistful look at the life of litterateur who was persuaded to give porn a chance, just to make ends meet.

Director Akhilesh Jaiswal lets the porn writer Rajaram, aka Mastram, played by Rahul Bagga, grow within a space where sex is a synonym for survival. He must write dirty books to make a living. In Guru Dutt's "Pyaasa", the poet Vijay faced the same dilemma. Write pulp, or perish, he was told. Vijay preferred to perish.

Rajaram is a product of consumerist culture. With creditors knocking down his door, he chooses a life after debt.

For those expecting to see the rise and fall (and I don't mean that in any other but the most physical sense) of a generation fed on porn, "Mastram" is not your cup of tea. It never goes into the author's libidinous craft. It stays in his mind, probes and punctuates the protagonist's perverse practice dispassionately.

There is a pronounced absence of frenzied excitement in the narrative. If seen as a mating game, then "Mastram" is a lazy evening of half-hearted copulation. We get to meet the man behind the orgasms. We feel the pain beneath the porn. Director Akhilesh Jaiswal tears at the layers of titillation and touches the pain and loneliness of an artiste compelled to sell sex when all he wants is to write literary works.

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Story: A fictional biography of a writer who craves to exploit his literary skills, but ends up with creative writing for carnal consumption only. He becomes the hottest name in pornographic pulp fiction.

Must masturbate mentally ... Must read more intellectually stimulating porn ... Must sex-educate the self through pulp fiction of the sleaziest kind ... Must update self on the birds and the bees... Because life's a b***h and love is a fantasy between (book) covers and because 'Mastram' says it's a 'must'! Yes, Mastram was India's Shakespeare of sleaze, the bard of the bawdy who controlled all the mind-fornication there was, that held all of North India in its 'jerky' grip through the 80s.


Rajaram (Rahul), a M.A in Hindi, quits his bank job in Manali to pursue his dream of being a novelist. He finds support only in his sanskari wife (Tara), and even after desperate attempts, all publishers reject his literary work because his kahanis have the matter but lack the 'meat'. Realizing that sex sells like hot samosas and lust 'whets' hungry minds over literature, the struggling Premchand in him begins churning out porn-packed in-paperbacks, under the pseudonym of 'Mastram'.

His lurid stories ('Baniye Ka Lollipop', 'Sheela Ka Yowan') discreetly called 'woh-wali kitaab' becomes a best-seller. But what happens when the covers are pulled off his identity and he's exposed as the man who sells sexual fantasies for a living?
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The 98-minute film moves at a languid pace for the first 30 minutes.
Then Rajaram becomes Mastram and brings in the much-needed sexual energy into the proceedings, which sadly is the only selling point of the film.
Bagga, as both Rajaram and Mastram, is a mixed bag of emotions.
In some scenes he succeeds in bringing about the nuances of a novelist who writes porn to earn money. In others, he looks lost and unconvincing.
Director Jaiswal, who wrote Gangs of Wasseypur, seems unable to make up his mind as to how to firmly hold the narrative.
The result then is a film that fails to make you feel good.



Monday, May 5, 2014

The 50 Best Boobs of World and 10 Reasons Why Men Love Boobs

The 50 Best Boobs of World and 10 Reasons Why Men Love Boobs


Since the beginning of mankind, men have been attracted to one thing. Or two things, I should say. You know exactly what I am referring to: boobs, breasts, titties–whatever you like to call them, are all around the world and are always around to provide some visual stimulation. maxen.pro Team is providing Top 50 Best Boobs of the World Along with the Top 10 Reasons Why Men Like Boobs. Enjoy!

Large breasts are generally more sexually appealing to men and also serve as a gender identifier. In fact, it seems that the rounded shapes in numerous places on women's body, such as the buttocks, shoulders, and cheeks, were prized and opted for, through natural selection, by most ancient men. Women's ancestors with these male-preferred characteristics had more offspring.It is obvious that women today recognize the value of breasts as signals of femininity. A multimillion dollar breast enhancement industry is thriving. Since 1963, silicon gel implants have been used to provide women with perfectly shaped breasts. This fact says much about how many women feel inadequate because of their small breast size or shape.One of the reasons men may be so attracted to women's breasts is chemical. There are It is obvious that women today recognize the value of breasts as signals of femininity. A multimillion dollar breast enhancement industry is thriving. Since 1963, silicon gel implants have been used to provide women with perfectly shaped breasts. This fact says much about how many women feel inadequate because of their small breast size or shape.One of the reasons men may be so attracted to women's breasts is chemical. There are Large breasts are generally more sexually appealing to men and also serve as a gender identifier. In fact, it seems that the rounded shapes in numerous places on women's body, such as the buttocks, shoulders, and cheeks, were prized and opted for, through natural selection, by most ancient men. Women's ancestors with these male-preferred characteristics had more offspring.It is obvious that women today recognize the value of breasts as signals of femininity. A multimillion dollar breast enhancement industry is thriving. Since 1963, silicon gel implants have been used to provide women with perfectly shaped breasts. This fact says much about how many women feel inadequate because of their small breast size or shape.One of the reasons men may be so attracted to women's breasts is chemical. There are Large breasts are generally more sexually appealing to men and also serve as a gender identifier. In fact, it seems that the rounded shapes in numerous places on women's body, such as the buttocks, shoulders, and cheeks, were prized and opted for, through natural selection, by most ancient men. Women's ancestors with these male-preferred characteristics had more offspring.It is obvious that women today recognize the value of breasts as signals of femininity. A multimillion dollar breast enhancement industry is thriving. Since 1963, silicon gel implants have been used to provide women with perfectly shaped breasts. This fact says much about how many women feel inadequate because of their small breast size or shape.One of the reasons men may be so attracted to women's breasts is chemical. There are apocrine glands around the breast nipple, as well as under the arms and in the pubic area, that secrete erotic odors. These feminine odors cause men's brains to release an avalanche of male sex hormones that make men feel strong, pain-free, and excited.Top 10 Reasons Why Men Are Attracted to BreastsThough the preference for men varies according to size, there is no doubt that men love breasts. No wonder women catch them staring at their chest instead of the face most of the time. This is the reason why women are so concerned about the appearance and size of their breasts. They don't want to feel unattractive and breasts are a major part of the attraction package. So, why are men so much into breasts? Here are 10 probable reasons why.1. Breasts Are Great to Look AtMen love looking at the breasts for the very reason that they are great to look at. Whether they are small or big, breasts are one of the first things a man sees in a woman. Though it is offensive, but men can't resist taking a peek!2. Breasts Add Grace and PoiseBreasts are one of the few body parts which are curvaceous. Men don't have any curves on their bodies, which makes being hard and straight a sign of masculinity. On the other hand, curviness is a symbol for womanhood which adds grace and poise to the way they carry themselves.3. Breasts Represent FertilitySince a long time back, it has been believed that men are attracted to women who are healthy and are able to reproduce. Breasts are a sign of fertility as they portray the notion that the woman would be able to bear children as well as nourish them.4. Breasts Offer Visual StimulationOne of the main differences between men and women is that men are stimulated visually. They get 'turned on' just by looking at a woman's body. Firm and perky breasts catch the attention of every male wherever a woman goes and stimulates them visually.5. Breasts Are the Key to Second BaseMost men don't know about this but those who do use it to their advantage. The breasts are the key to second base as they are located close to the libido. Fondling and playing with them leads to sexual arousal. This is one of the major reasons why men love breasts!6. Breasts Lead to Great ForeplayBreasts are a crucial part of foreplay. In fact, foreplay is incomplete without a little fondling, sucking or kissing on the breasts. Apart from the breasts, there is little else a man could play with before the actual act.7. Breasts Are Nice to TouchFor larger, firmed and lifted breasts in effective way but safeMen love how the breasts feel in their hands. While some of them can get wild and start twitching the nipples, most men are gentle with breasts, holding them with love and care. They are soft and supple, tempting men to grab them.8. Breasts Are MysteriousFrom the moment a guy sees a girl her breasts become a source of mystery for him. He spends most of his time thinking about and visualizing what hides beneath the clothing. Until he gets to actually see them, the mystery is a cause of intrigue for him.9. No Cleavage without BreastsThe cleavage is perhaps the best sight a man could want to see. Low-cut tops or dresses that show a little too much at the top are highly attractive for males. Without breasts, there would be no cleavage, so men love the whole package.10. Breasts Are ComfortingFor some reason, men find breasts comforting. They love resting their heads on them. The very sight of them can make their bad mood disappear. In fact, there has been a study which shows that men who get to see breasts for at least 15 minutes a day live longer and healthier!


Large breasts are generally more sexually appealing to men and also serve as a gender identifier. In fact, it seems that the rounded shapes in numerous places on women's body, such as the buttocks, shoulders, and cheeks, were prized and opted for, through natural selection, by most ancient men. Women's ancestors with these male-preferred characteristics had more offspring.





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Since we were doing R&D for Best Hollywood Boobs and Best Bollywood Boobs at the same time we also try to find out the Best Hollywood Cleavages. In the Hollywood Industry there are hundred of Actresses with Worlds Sexiest Cleavages. The Actresses with these Ultimate Cleavages are like Scarlett Johansson, Salma Hayek, Helle Berry, Kate Upton, Angelina Jolie, Kelly Brook, Elizabeth Jane "Liz" Hurley, Jessica Alba, Tyra Banks. 

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